Capitalizing on child slavery is EVIL!

First Ever Reddit Email Giveaway Was A Success... (⊙_⊙ )  ...Mostly!

 

Wednesday October 23, 2024

 

      So, I went on reddit last Wednesday and made a post in the r/fucknestle sub titled "Who wants a free @fuckyounestle.com email address?" and the response was almost overwhelming!  I expected a few replies, like maybe five or six, but at the end it has received over 1.5k replies.  I simply was not prepared to create the number of custom email addresses that were being requested of me fast enough to keep up.  I underestimated how much people would want an email address that says fuckyounestle.com on the end, and before I could attempt to control the brutal onslaught of neverending requests by editing the post to say "OK guys.  please stop!" I had received several hundred requests, and my pleas for the requests to slow down seemed to have little effect.  In total, I received requests for and gave away a little over 600 email accounts over the span of about 36 hours; and it only took me five days to fulfill  all of those requests.  It seems like most everyone is happy with their decision to include fuckyounestle.com on the tail end of their new novelty email address.  Hopefully participants in the giveaway had little difficulty setting up and accessing their account for the first time.  (For anyone experiencing difficulty in accessing their new email address, send an email to admin@nestle.lol and ill sort you out.)  For those who received a new email address  (and those interested and considering joining in the next giveaway), l am not sure I had entirely laid out what my plan was before we started, but now that I have, its only fair to let you all know what my thoughts are the topic and the what/when/where/why and how of it.

 

My goal is this; 

 

1.  To say FUCK YOU as many times as I can to EVIL, and in as many chaotically-good ways WE can dream up; AND by doing it this way, I get to GO first.  ...and I really like getting to say "FUCK YOU EVIL" first. Almost as much as I like saying it second!  Or third!!

2.  To raise awareness of this ENORMOUS, SYSTEMIC, GARGANTUAN MONSTROSITY OF A FUCKING PROBLEM.  There is way too much ignorance here, and we have tiptoed around it long enough.  Time to start yelling a little; let our lack of a voice be heard.

3.  I wish to extract money from EVIL's ass and set it alight to warm its cold, dead heart. By "setting it alight", I do of course mean buying a  privately held cocoa farm in the third world and turning it into a non-profit and staffing it with well paid locals that are co-owner/operators; and by "warming its cold, dead heart" what I really mean is providing the world with a sustainabale chocolate option that wont eat babies or impoverish nations that costs EVIL red numbers on its bottom line.  But this is more of a long term goal to do something good with money besides use it for capitalistic profiteering EVILness.

4.  LOVE & MIRTH

5.  To never join forces with EVIL by capitalizing on this issue.  I have no desire to turn a quick buck at the expense of another human being because I like my sleep to be sound and restful, among other less ignoble reasons... and yet money will be necessary if I want to keep buying websites like fucknestle.com for the opportunity to spread #4 via fun email campaigns and other TBD goodies, so I AM ASKING YOU FOR MONEY, but only so I can move towards my ultimate goal of....

6.  Last but not least;  Creating and getting to live in a world where a human being has more value than a disposable cup.

 

Thats my goal, anyway.  Im going to follow my silly, stupid heart all the way to a better  world if I can help it.  Come with me!  IT WILL BE FUN!  Thats what Im calling this effort, btw.  FUN!!! F.U.Nestle is FUN!

 

Last week was a free-for-all, and it ended badly for me for, like, 5 days afterwards.  I was not expecting it or I would not have minded (I bought this website precisely to give away the email addresses)---and yet I do not personally wish for death by typing.  Someone suggested automation of the process, but that would defeat the point of it being a limited comodity not just anyone could get anytime.  This makes the addresses themselves rare, which gives them all value.  There is only one admin@fuckyounestle.com, and it is me, just like there can ever only be one Betty@fuckyounestle(d0t)com.  Her name is Betty, and it has value to her. Perserving her name for her and her alone has enormous value.  Betty, if you are reading this, I mean every word.  I will never let another use that name or any name, and if you (dear reader, not just Betty) ever stop using it, it will die a long and painful death before I let another have it because I gave it to you.  You are the only one I want to have it.  I will pay for it and host it and let you have your email ad free forever because I LOVE YOU and im not interested in turning you into three pennies.  I will administrate it until I am dead and you will ALWAYS be able to reach me (my email is at the bottom of this page) if you need help; And I wont ever charge you a dime for it.  What I will charge you is lip service;  I expect you to tell five people at a minimum about your new address, and I would like for you to use it to send EVIL cute little messages like I miss you darling!!  Come home soon!! to let it know it is loved and to  take away its EVIL power.  Every FUCK YOU in the universe counts.  Each of them has power, and collectively they have enormous power.  Fill the interwebs with FUCK YOU NESTLE.

 

So, without further delay, lets jump into the details of this weeks FUN Contest....

 

     I expect this FUN Contest to be popular, so instead of an exercise in supplication where evereyone asks me "can I have so-and-so" and I spend the next week granting wishes like some kind of genie or granter of wishes, lets make this interesting!  Were going to play a game. :)

 

OK fine.  You guys win.  No games (thought it would be fun but the downvotes have spoken.  sigh.) post the email you want and wait, I guess. limit 500 this time.  Id really like to know what youre going to do with it tho.  When 500 requests have been made the giveaway is over.  That is all.

 

 IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO WAIT, you can jump to the head of the line and get your choice immediately IF you donate $1 or more (per email. limit 1 please) at the bottom of the page.  IF YOU CHOSE THIS OPTION, YOU WILL AUTOMATICALLY BE ENTERED INTO THE FUN RAFFLE (beginning at noon on Thursday the 31st of October, details TBA.) one ticket per dollar donated in addition to getting the one email address of your choosing.  If you choose this option and you purchase an address at either domain, playing this week does not disqualify you from playing next week, when raffle tickets will cost $2 each.  Donating is optional, but for our purposes today, you get to move to the front of the line without any headache if you donate (and the name you want is on nestlesucks.com or fuckyounestle.com--I wont take someone elses name away for $1, not for $1000), and I give you my word that every penny  donated will be used according to the ideas expressed elsewhere on this page for the battle against EVIL; we are not greedy profiteers here.  If you donate, send me a quick private chat message and tell me you donated and what you are after, and I will set you up quick as I can.  And the customer pays first, please; the honor system applies here and I wont check if you donated or not.

 

 

IF anyone has any questions for me,  feel free to send me a private chat message.  I will post any updates to this page as they become available.  Lets have fun :)  The FUN Contest will begin when it is officially announced this Thursday(I announced early on Wednesday-IF you are reading this the FUN Contest has begun!!) at noon on https://reddit.com/r/FuckNestle Good luck and we will hope to see you there! ❤️

 

update

Our goal this week is $100 to help offset the costs of the domains I purchased, hosting costs, and to buy personalized TBA prizes for next weeks raffle.  So far we have reached 1% of our goal. I will update as things progress.  THANK YOU and FUCK YOU NESTLE!!